[00:00.000] 作词 : Delonge, Hoppus
[00:11.254]I took her out, it was a Friday night
[00:14.406]I wore cologne to get the feeling right
[00:17.002]We started making out
[00:18.755]And she took off my pants
[00:19.955]But then I turned on the TV
[00:22.804]And that's about the time she walked away from me
[00:25.846]Nobody likes you when you're 23
[00:28.737]And are still more amused by TV shows
[00:31.006]What the **** is ADD?
[00:32.067]My friends say I should act my age
[00:34.126]What's my age again?
[00:35.492]What's my age again?
[00:39.805]Then later on, on the drive home
[00:42.759]I called her mom from a payphone
[00:44.958]And I said I was the cops
[00:46.894]And your husband's in jail
[00:48.063]This states looks down on sodomy
[00:50.542]And that's about the time that ***** hung up on me
[00:53.794]Nobody likes you when you're 23
[00:56.638]And I'm still amused by prank phone calls
[00:59.145]What the **** is caller ID?
[01:00.783]My friends say I should act my age
[01:02.285]What's my age again?
[01:03.541]What's my age again?
[01:05.666]It's the slow pretty part!
[01:26.799]And that's about the time she walked away from me
[01:29.943]Nobody likes you when you're 23
[01:32.639]And you still act like you're in freshman year
[01:35.283]What the **** is wrong with me?
[01:36.483]My friends say I should act my age
[01:38.299]What's my age again?
[01:39.012]And that's about the time she broke up with me
[01:42.416]No one should take themselves so seriously
[01:45.205]With many years ahead to fall in love
[01:47.936]Why would you wish that on me
[01:48.994]I never wanted to act my age
[01:50.759]What's my age again?
[01:52.285]What's my age again?
[02:04.336]What's my age again?
[02:08.895]Mark: Where's my Asian friend?
[02:18.796]**** yeah!
[02:21.259]Tom: Hey Mark! I'm starting to get sweaty and contrary to what most people think, I think I look better wet
[02:29.946]I've been campaigning this for about two years now
[02:33.605]So throughout the show, you will see me getting ***ier and ***ier as it gets hotter and hotter. You know?
[02:39.768]Mark: And...
[02:40.553]Tom: And what?
[02:41.345]Mark: If you watch close enough, you might watch Tom getting fatter and fatter as the show goes on, too
[02:45.540]Tom: Why would I be getting fatter?
[02:47.863]Mark: 'Cause...
[02:48.351]Tom: BOOBIES!!
[02:49.894]Mark: Oh jeez, stop it, No
[02:52.683]Tom: But you're too young
[02:53.968]Mark: You're way too young. Let me tell you why you're gonna get fatter and fatter, because dog s***n is full of calories
[03:00.894]Tom: Yeah, don't eat dog s***n. We hear that there's a...there's hotter...it's the number one cause of uh... uh bad breathe
[03:09.481]Hey this song is about when I had too much alcoholic beverages, got kicked out of high school, wrote a song about it and here it goes like this
[03:25.845]Mark: And here it goes