[00:09.16]Bum stiggedy, bum stiggedy, bum hon, I got the
[00:11.25]Old pa rum pum pum pum
[00:12.34]But I can fe fi fo fum diddly bum, here I come
[00:14.96]So Peter Piper I'm hyper than Pinocchio's nose
[00:17.39]I'm the supercalafragilistic tic tac pro
[00:19.79]I gave my oopsy daisy now you've got the crazy
[00:22.42]Crazy with the books, googley goo where's the gravy
[00:24.90]So one two unbuckle my, um, shoe
[00:27.86]Yabba doo, hippity hoo, crack a brew
[00:29.61]So trick or treat, smell my feet, yup, I drippedy-dropped a hit
[00:32.03]So books get on your mark and spark that old censorship
[00:34.47]Drats and double drats, I smiggedy-smacked some whiz kids
[00:37.04]The boogedy-woogedly, Brooklyn boy's about to get his, dig
[00:39.55]My waist bone's connected to my hip bone
[00:42.00]My hip bone's connected to my thigh bone
[00:44.48]My thigh bone's connected to my knee bone
[00:46.83]My knee bone's connected to my hardy-har-har-har
[00:49.54]The jibbedy-jabber jaw ja-jabbing at your funny bone, um
[00:51.99]Skip the Ovaltine, I'd rather have a honeycomb
[00:54.23]Or preferably the sesame, Let's spiggedy-spark the blunts, um
[00:56.43]Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun
[00:58.89]They want EFX, some live EFX
[01:01.14]They want EFX, some live EFX
[01:03.15]They want EFX, some live EFX
[01:06.31]Snap a neck for some live EFX
[01:08.48]Well, I'll be darned, shiver me timbers, yo head for the hills
[01:10.67]I picked a weeping willow, and a daffodil
[01:13.63]So back up bucko or I'll pulverize McGruff
[01:16.06]'Cause this little piggy gets busy and stuff
[01:18.14]Arrivederci, heavens to mercy, honky tonk I get swift
[01:20.49]I caught a snuffleufagus and smoked a boogaloo spliff
[01:22.91]I got the nooks, the cranies, the nitty gritty fodey-doe
[01:25.81]All aboard, cast away, hey where's my boogaloo?
[01:28.08]Oh, I'm steaming, agony
[01:30.76]Why's everybody always picking on me
[01:32.85]They call me Puddin' Tane, and rap's my game
[01:35.30]You ask me again and I'll t-tell you the same
[01:37.53]'Cause I'm the vulgar vegemintarian, so stick 'em up freeze
[01:39.94]So no Park sausages, Mom, please
[01:42.64]A-blitz shoots the breeze, twiddly-dee shoots his lip
[01:44.95]Crazy dazy shot the Sheriff, yup and I shot the gift
[01:47.21]And that's pretty sneaky, sis oh yep
[01:49.61]I got my socks off, my rocks off, my Nestle's cup of cocoa
[01:52.35]Holly hobby tried to slob me, tried to rob me silly stunt
[01:54.70]Diggedy-dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun
[02:06.63][01:57.03]They want EFX, some live EFX
[02:09.01][01:59.12]They want EFX, some live EFX
[02:11.53][02:01.85]They want EFX, some live EFX
[02:14.72][02:04.73]Snap a neck for some live EFX
[02:16.67]Yahoo, hidee-ho yup I'm coming around the stretch
[02:18.87]So here Fido boy, fetch, boy, fetch
[02:20.73]I got the rope-a-**** a slippery choker, look at me get raw
[02:23.62]And I'm the hickory-dickory top of morning boogoloo big jaw
[02:26.26]With the yippedy zippedy Winnie the Pooh bad boy blue
[02:28.49]Yo crazy got the gusto, what up, I swing that too
[02:30.92]So nincompoop give a hoot and stomp a troop without a strain
[02:33.39]Like Roscoe B. Coltrane
[02:35.23]I spiggedy-spark a spiff and give a twist like Chubby Checker
[02:38.25]I take my Froot Loops with two scoops, make it double decker
[02:40.75]Oh Vince, the baby come to Papa Duke
[02:43.01]A babaloo, ooh, a babaloo boogedy boo
[02:45.68]I went from Gucci to Stussy, to fliggedy-flam a groupie
[02:48.08]To Zsa Zsa, to yibbedy-yabba dabba hoochie koochie
[02:50.67]Tally ho I-I'll take my Stove Top instead of potatoes, so
[02:53.23]Maybe I'll shoot 'em now, nope maybe I'll shoot 'em later, yep
[02:55.79]I used to have a dog and Bingo was his name oh, so uh
[02:58.15]B I N G O oh
[03:00.44]You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, hon, so uh
[03:02.68]Dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun
[03:14.77][03:05.23]They want EFX, some live EFX
[03:17.11][03:07.09]They want EFX, some live EFX
[03:19.61][03:09.50]They want EFX, some live EFX
[03:22.37][03:12.99]Snap a neck for some live EFX