[00:12.85]By The Wombat
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[00:30.98]This is my first wedding and I hope it is my last
[00:36.79]Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past
[00:41.81]So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie
[00:47.57]I'm tactically positioned
[00:49.59]Yeah because the bar is near and the champagne's for free
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[01:08.05]This is my first wedding and I hope it passes quick,
[01:13.86]If I've got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick?
[01:20.12]As they dance to their soppy song I pray it isn't love
[01:25.76]Because she's my heartless ***** that I just can't seem to get enough of
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[01:50.05]She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
[01:56.15]She'll steal your mind first then your car
[02:01.88]she's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
[02:07.68]Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start
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[02:14.39]Just one more single malt then it's off to bed for me
[02:20.01]My head is spinning round and my legs are break-dancing (HE'S PISSED!)
[02:26.06]I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink
[02:31.71]I can't remember exactly what I said
[02:34.04]but I remember being chased up the street!
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[02:56.48]She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
[03:02.23]She'll steal your mind first then your car
[03:08.14]She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
[03:13.91]Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start
[03:20.12]She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
[03:25.22]She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
[03:31.01]She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
[03:37.08]She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
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[03:55.10]She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
[04:00.84]She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
[04:06.36]She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!