[00:00.000] 作词 : J. Gardner/Example/Alla Sirenko/E. Gleave
[00:00.000] 作曲 : J. Gardner/Alla Sirenko/E. Gleave
[00:00.00]You Can't Rap （Version ）-Example
[00:10.915]You can't rap my friend
[00:12.629]You're white and you're from Fulham
[00:15.399]Please put down the mic
[00:17.556]There's no way you can fool them
[00:20.429]Don't be stupid you won't get that far
[00:25.380]Turn your back on Hip Hop bro
[00:27.668]And go and play guitar
[00:30.427]Of all the possibilities I ever could chosen
[00:32.995]Supposing career wise I'd picked Hip Hop
[00:35.583]Imagine all the tip top rapper's bottom lips drop
[00:38.98]Sitting there shocked that some other bloody sh*t hot
[00:40.707]Dude with a mullet bussin shorts
[00:42.331]Wearing flip flops
[00:43.166]Is spitting to a gathering looking like a criss cross
[00:45.703]Of fans loving Prodigy
[00:46.643]Kylie and Slipknot
[00:48.84]Nearly coulda happened bro
[00:49.475]Look at me I sh*t not
[00:50.771]Little Elliot rhymes for the hell of it
[00:53.151]If only he was ghetto mans
[00:54.431]Maybe we would sell a bit
[00:55.683]I tried hard to dig up the credentials
[00:57.995]Even thought about putting gold in my dentals
[01:00.719]An Anglo Saxon with a broken accent
[01:03.66]But rappers from Fulham get a strange reaction
[01:05.887]I said bye to Rap saw the issue at hand
[01:08.283]Some guitar lessons later formed my own band
[01:11.07]You can't rap my friend
[01:13.163]You're white and you're from Fulham
[01:15.907]Please put down the mic
[01:18.139]There's no way you can fool them
[01:20.991]Don't be stupid you won't get that far
[01:26.15]Turn your back on Hip Hop
[01:27.927]Bro and go and play guitar
[01:31.123]Attention seeking how far should a man go
[01:33.646]Cut his ear off like Vincent Van Gogh
[01:36.227]Dash cash to the crowd so the venue scrambles
[01:38.743]Turn my good life into a baby shambles
[01:41.329]F**k myself up real properly like Pete Doherty
[01:44.37]Cover of heat I'm hot property
[01:46.245]Everybody's clocking me I own the crowd
[01:48.752]Then I gotta link me up with a girls aloud
[01:51.309]Next exchange vows now my pop's is proud
[01:53.787]There's a nine on my cloud
[01:55.135]I'm as pleased as I ever been bro
[01:56.761]Mans flash like Jose Mourinho
[01:58.625]Women crave me like bottles of pinot
[02:01.487]Now I've got big I can fight photographers
[02:03.923]Bang the obvious please biographers
[02:06.431]Spend currency 'til there ain't none left
[02:08.915]And when I need more I'll fake my own death
[02:11.675]You can't rap my friend
[02:13.727]You're white and you're from Fulham
[02:16.595]Please put down the mic
[02:18.761]There's no way you can fool them
[02:21.643]Don't be stupid
[02:24.151]You won't get that far
[02:26.667]Turn your back on Hip Hop
[02:28.575]Bro and go and play guitar
[02:31.723]Right now it's just hit and miss
[02:33.147]Soon I'll taste a bit of bliss
[02:34.406]Banging chicks at worst with looks like Jayne Middlemiss
[02:36.471]Never doing hideous
[02:37.996]It's too bad for business
[02:39.382]I spin when they grin with skin like Darth Sidious
[02:41.871]Never out-riddle this
[02:43.80]All chattin'gibberish
[02:44.256]Verbal diarrhea so you're never getting rid of this
[02:46.880]I hear your retorts
[02:48.132]There's all sorts like liquorice
[02:49.464]I can sense your bitterness
[02:50.499]You wishing you written this
[02:52.27]You can't rap my friend
[02:54.211]You're white and you're from Fulham
[02:57.127]Please put down the mic
[02:59.172]There's no way you can fool them
[03:02.92]Don't be stupid you won't get that far
[03:07.38]Turn your back on Hip Hop
[03:08.931]Bro and go and play guitar