[00:00.000](New York, oh, New York, oh, New York, oh)
[00:04.519]I don't know, dude (New York, oh)
[00:06.348]I think these guys all jealous of me (New York, oh) and sx1t
[00:08.908]'Cause I'm like (New York, oh), the lead singer of the band, dude (New York, oh)
[00:12.304]They got a problem with me (New York)
[00:13.976]They should take it up with me after the show, because
[00:15.935]These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band (Fvxk Marshall)
[00:19.958]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fvxk Marshall)
[00:23.954]'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man (Fvxk Marshall)
[00:28.029]All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[00:31.504]So I get off stage, right? Drop the mic
[00:33.724]Walk up to these hot ch1cks, and I'm all like, "Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady
[00:37.799]I'm the lead singer of D12, baby"
[00:39.758]They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him
[00:41.718]Becky, oh my fvxkin' God, it's (Eminem)
[00:43.703]I swear to fvxkin' God, dude, you fvxkin' rock
[00:45.767]Please, Marshall, please, let me (suck your c0ck)"
[00:47.438]Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
[00:49.737]Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
[00:51.513]All the ch1cks start yellin', all the hot babes
[00:53.473]Throw their bras and their sh1rts and their pant1es on stage
[00:55.536]So, like every single night, they pick a fight with me
[00:57.469]But when we fight, it's kinda like sibling rivalry
[00:59.507]'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
[01:01.492]Dude, I just think they're tryna steal the light from me
[01:03.530]Yesterday, Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
[01:05.489]'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be
[01:07.657]This rockstar sx1t is the life for me
[01:09.642]And all the other guys just despise me, because these
[01:12.098]These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band (Fvxk Marshall)
[01:16.016]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fvxk Marshall)
[01:20.065]'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man (Fvxk Marshall)
[01:24.036]All because I'm the lead singer of my band (Look)
[01:27.275]My band, my band
[01:29.287]My band, my band
[01:31.220]My band, my band
[01:33.205]My band, my band
[01:35.190]My band
[01:38.560]Baby, yeah (Kick it, Swift!)
[01:43.758]You just wanna see a n1xxa backwards, don't you?
[01:45.822]ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools? (God dang)
[01:47.886]Smash these vocals and do a performance
[01:49.793]But we in the van, and he in a tour bus
[01:51.804]You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
[01:53.659]And no, I'm Swift, "Oh, I thought you were Kuniva"
[01:55.827]What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
[01:57.551]'Cause you know, it's lookin' smaller than a (Decimal)
[01:59.562]See, I know how to rap (Uh-huh), it's simple, but
[02:01.626]All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
[02:03.559]So I'm more intact, tryin' to get on the map
[02:05.571]Doin' jumpin' jacks while gettin' whipped on my back
[02:07.608]Look at Em's little punk axs, thinkin' he the sx1t
[02:09.593]Yeah, I know, man, by himself, takin' all the flicks
[02:11.579]Yo, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue?
[02:13.590]No, I had an interview, not you two
[02:15.523]You gon' be late for soundcheck! Man, I ain't goin' to soundcheck
[02:17.613]And our mics are screwed up! And his always sound best
[02:19.938]Ayo, New York, can I say somethin'?
[02:21.505]Ayo, Em!
[02:22.106]You got somethin' to say?
[02:23.177]Man, nuttin'
[02:23.595]Thought you was about to tell him off, man, wassup?
[02:25.528]Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, n1xxa, shut up
[02:27.592]You ain't even back me up and we supposed to be crew
[02:29.577]Man, I was about to talk right after you (Put your hands up, New York!), I swear, man
[02:32.111]These ch1cks don't even know the name of my band (Fvxk Marshall)
[02:36.029]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fvxk Marshall)
[02:40.052]'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man (Fvxk Marshall)
[02:43.997]All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[02:47.523]They say the lead singer's rock, but the group does not
[02:49.613]Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks
[02:51.598]I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot
[02:53.531]I should cut his mic off when the music starts
[02:55.491](Ayo, it's—) Ready to snap on a dumbaxs fan
[02:57.580]Every time I hear, "Hey, dude, I love your band!"
[03:00.062]We ain't a band, b1xch, we don't play instruments
[03:01.603]So why he gettin' 90 and we only get 10 percent?
[03:03.641]And these guys actin' funny every area code
[03:05.678]Proof, carry my bag!
[03:06.619]B1xch, carry your own
[03:07.585]Can't make it to the stage, security in the way
[03:09.597]Who the fvxk are you? Where's Obie and Dre?
[03:12.052]Goddamm1t, I'm sick of this group (Fvxk D12)
[03:13.829]Time for me to go solo and make some loot
[03:15.814]Told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
[03:17.486]'Til Kon Artis, slipped me some craxk
[03:19.811]"Lose Yourself" video, I was in the back (He was in the back)
[03:21.848]"Superman" video, I was in the back (He was in the back)
[03:23.833]Fvxk the media, I got some suggestions
[03:25.793]Fvxk Marshall (Fvxk Marshall!), ask us some questions
[03:27.856]Like, "Who are D12?" "How we get started?"
[03:29.633](But what about Eminem?) B1xch, are you r3tarded?
[03:31.853]Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group
[03:34.100]Big-axs stomach, y'all think I'm cute (Hey sexy!)
[03:35.850]50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff
[03:37.861]Did two and a half and couldn't get up
[03:39.820]Fvxk D12, I'm outta this band
[03:41.701]I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne
[03:44.078]Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me?
[03:50.034]And it just tears my axs apart
[03:54.031]To know that you don't know my name (Man, fvxk this)
[04:07.327]D12!
[04:16.052]D-Twizzie (Yeah, Swift)
[04:18.847]Let's talk about it
[04:19.762]New York